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Some Good News on September 11th

According to a recent press release:

Having at least some education beyond high school is associated with a decreased risk of dying from cancer among black and white men and women, according to a study published online September 11 in the Journal of the National Cancer Institute.

Race and socioeconomic status are well-established as predictors of cancer mortality in the U.S. Jessica Albano of the American Cancer Society in Atlanta and colleagues used data collected from death certificates and the U.S. Bureau of the Census to examine the associations between education level and mortality rates from lung, breast, prostate, and colorectal cancers. The data included 137,708 cancer deaths that occurred in 2001 among black and white men and women between the ages of 25 and 64.

Higher education levels were associated with decreased cancer mortality among black and white men and white women. The difference in mortality for all groups was greatest between those with 12 or fewer years of education and those with more than 12 years. These differences likely reflect relationships between education and other factors that are more directly associated with risks of developing and dying from cancer, such as tobacco use, cancer screening, and access to healthcare.

If we're increasing premiums for smokers and the obese there doesn't seem to be any legitimate reason to not increase insurance costs for the poor and uneducated. After all they end up costing the insurance system and the federal government much much more than the wealthier, skinnier and educated folk. I don't quite understand why the wealthy have to continually pay for the problems of the poor. Let's have some self-respect people! Fix your situation, go to school and go on a god damned diet!

Hey Fat Asses! This Game is for YOU!

Learn how to eat better and lose some of those smelly fat rolls by playing this entertaining food fight game. Just think your spouse won't have to roll you in flour before you get it on anymore! Knowing you though, you'll probably just sit around playing this computer game eating your fried twinkies instead of eating healty... but hopefully you'll learn something useful from this game.

Are you turned on by camel toes!?

We are! Check out this stud:

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Boobs = Traffic - Proof!

Cosplayers are Retarded

via Wired:

A popular hobby among devotees of anime and manga, cosplay — costume combined with play — pays tribute to fans' favorite characters. Donning a costume offers shy geeks an anonymous mode of self-expression and fun. Traditionally homemade, cosplay attire is now easy to find in shops catering to otaku. From roots in Japan, the phenomenon has gone international: The world's largest cosplay event, Comic-Con, takes place in San Diego. But the center of the cosplay universe remains Tokyo's Akihabara district, the vast high tech mall where teams of enthusiasts perform spectacularly choreographed dances set to manga theme songs.

Seriously... move out of your moms basement and get some real friends. This is no way to succeed in life. You will be made fun of, shunned, not given job opportunities and your significant other (if you find one) will be fucking weird as shit. I could go on and on about all the reasons why you shouldn't do this stupid shit I certainly can't think of one good reason to continue with the weirdness!

Ok so maybe some sexy women do the whole Cosplayer thing... but they are probably paid models ;)

Training women for their role in life

Ahh... the way things should be:

I need me one of those little girls to clean my shit!

Short People are Silly

Professor supports Furry Lifestyle

Via Wikipedia:

Beth Shapiro is an evolutionary biologist in the department of zoology at Oxford University.

Shapiro is notable for a number of publications in ecology in journals including Science, and has carried out mitochondrial DNA analysis of the dodo.

She was made Rhodes Scholar in 1999.^[1] She was born in the United States and grew up in Rome, GA, where she served as the local news anchor while still in high school.

She is also noted for her passionate campaign to bring the Furry lifestyle into the mainstream, and serves as a beacon of hope for those in academia unashamed of their penchant for sex in animal costumes.

Hail to the Furries!

Mozart Liked Licking Ass

Yes you heard me right... via Neatorama.

Lick me in the ass!
Let us be glad!
Grumbling is in vain!
Growling, droning is in vain,
is the true cross of the life.
Thus let us be glad and merry!

Words straight from the most accurate source evah!, Wikipedia.

Lick Me in the Ass (German: Leck mich im Arsch) is a canon in B-flat major composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, K231 (K382c), with lyrics in German. It was one of a set of at least six canons probably written in Vienna in 1782.^[1] Sung by six voices as a three-part round, it is thought to be a party piece for his friends.

The song's title and lyrics are a reference to anal-oral contact, and have been used as evidence to support the contention that Mozart suffered from Tourette's syndrome,^[2] but are perhaps better translated as "kiss my ass" or "get stuffed".^[3]

Mozart's widow, Constanze Mozart, sent the manuscripts of the canons to publishers Breitkopf & Härtel in 1799, saying that they would need to be adapted for publication. The publisher changed the scatological titles and lyrics to the more acceptable - and saleable - "Laßt froh uns sein" ("Let us be glad!"). The original, unbowdlerized manuscript and lyrics were discovered in 1991, with the manuscript for another Mozart work, "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber" ("Lick me in the arse nice and clean", K233; K382d in the revised numbering), although later research has indicated that the latter composition is probably the work of Wenzel Trnka (1739-1791).

Disclaimer

Everyone Hates You! is not liable for any stress-induced heart attacks suffered by the extreme fatasses reading this blog. After all you are more likely to have a heart attack to begin with.

Photoshopper Winning War By Altering Photos of Osama

If you search for "Osama" and "turban," well, you get a lot of hits containing pictures like the one above, photoshopped by true patriots who are using the tools available to them to wage the War on Terror. I mean, can you imagine the look on Osama's face when during one of his many vanity searches he comes across this gem? One can almost hear the pantywaisted sobbing of bin Laden from his Fortress of Solitude in the picturesque hills of Afghanistan. Thanks for fighting the good fight photoshoppers. For all of us.

Why Furries Rule the World

From Savage Love:

Whatever your research indicated, "furries" and "furry fandom" arose out of a love for anthropomorphized (i.e., talking) animals, anything from Yogi Bear to Disney's Robin Hood to Planet of the Apes. Just about every major science-fiction convention used to have a "furry" party, where people of like interest could watch G-rated furry videos, trade sketches of furry characters, and talk about their fan interests.

We here at Everyone Hates You! fully agree with this sentiment. Furry fucking is the greatest thing to ever come out of human sexuality. What we enjoy even more is Furry fucking in Second life! You know you're a real winner if you can't even get enough real furry lovin' in real life that you go to the intarwebs for more!

Nail her Spot! give it to her! you fucking stud of a man!

Get a fucking clue - stop pretending to fuck animals you sickos.

Welcome to EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Welcome to the new blog of two incredibly famous bloggers who decided that they wanted to post some shit about you and your fat mother and not get any shit from people. Yes we know it's juvenile but you know what?! Eat it!

So enjoy the offensive material to come!